Ice cream treats and traffic jams and cute girls shouldn’t automatically make me think of dirty things, but I’m afraid my poor subconscious is beyond tainted.  It’s so tainted I can barely type the word tainted and not be derailed by horrible mental images.  Dear sweet Rachel Bilson, this is not the first time your visage has been intertwined with potentially distasteful acts on this site, but I do hope it is the last… unless it’s actually about you being intertwined with potentially distasteful acts.

(SIDENOTE: If that commercial seemed foreign to you – foreign as in from over there – it’s probably because it likely is.)