Hibbidy-Wah?! What Does This Mean?! Please Someone Tell Me So I Can Sleep Tonight!

Wh.
At.
The.
Fu.
Ck.

I can find no other words than Hibbidy-Wah?! and even that’s not enough.

I might start crying.

The only possibly insight I’ve found in regard to this atrocity is another ad:

It's still not adding up.

Is it that the little girl on the store display is sad because she has a diaper rash, or her dad’s hands are rough from work, or–
hmmph
I don’t even want to go down that rabbit hole–
hmmph…
I wish I didn’t use any of those words above, like go down or hole
grrrrr…
Why does lube have to carry such a negative connotation?!
Aaaaaargh!!!

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