I can find no other words than Hibbidy-Wah?! and even that’s not enough.
The only possibly insight I’ve found in regard to this atrocity is another ad:
Is it that the little girl on the store display is sad because she has a diaper rash, or her dad’s hands are rough from work, or–
I don’t even want to go down that rabbit hole–
I wish I didn’t use any of those words above, like go down or hole—
Why does lube have to carry such a negative connotation?!
Logically it would be diaper rash, only your mind is making it into a dirty perverted advertisement. Also on the right hand side of the little girl is a band aid, could be used for minor cuts and abrasions.