I can find no other words than Hibbidy-Wah?! and even that’s not enough.
I might start crying.
The only possibly insight I’ve found in regard to this atrocity is another ad:
It's still not adding up.
Is it that the little girl on the store display is sad because she has a diaper rash, or her dad’s hands are rough from work, or– hmmph…
I don’t even want to go down that rabbit hole– hmmph…
I wish I didn’t use any of those words above, like go down or hole— grrrrr… Why does lube have to carry such a negative connotation?! Aaaaaargh!!!
In the spirit of all things summer-y, I thought I’d whip out this classic gem of a toy (maybe I shouldn’t have said whip out). Despite it pissing your parents off for creating quite a mess, the Oozinator may be the worst thing aimed at kids ever (maybe I shouldn’t have said aimed at kids). Even the acting is highly inappropriate. Things to take note of in this commercial (and quickly forget): the way the gun has to be charged and the reaction shots to getting blasted.
Okay, so maybe the Oozinator’s not the absolute worst in product design:
There are two words that I cannot hear without instantly being grossed out: cyst and polyp. Add this video to the mix. Believe you me, I’d rather watch 100 clips of girls and guys and single cups and broken bottles and egg chutes (well maybe not), than the entirety of the following footage ever again.