This idea came about when I was thinking about how I really, really, really, would like a Lightsaber™ only to steal cool street signs.
I also might be inclined to use it to put holes in things, but otherwise, that’s all I would use a Lightsaber™ for. Not for good, not for (truly) evil – only for comedy.
Then it occurred to me that I think the same way in regard to having superpowers. My reasons to possess them aren’t grand by any means.
I talked about this once before, but I’ll bring it up again. If I could fly, I’d use it to travel, of course, since it would cut my commute time to work in half! (I’m still employed with this amazing ability. Great fantasy.) But the biggest trick I’d pull would involve me showing off my new talent at the Academy Awards™ while the stars walked the Red Carpet®… you know, just to show them up.
If I could turn as transparent as the Balloon Boy Hoax©, I wouldn’t be hanging out in ladies’ locker rooms (although I might sneak into gym to workout for free if I was so inclined). I’d use it key douchebags’ cars. If you’d like to know what I’d take the time to scrape – see above. Carrie Underwood (Patent Pending) should take notes before the next time he cheats…
Bar fights, natch. Maybe X-Treme Sports®…You know, just to show douchebags up.
4) Super Strength
I’ve always wanted a steamroller to run over different things. I suppose I’d do the same (or at least similar) with my own hands.
To be lazy. From my couch. Also – my bed. Maybe the shower.
To win arguments. And ladies’ hearts…
7) Time Travel
I’d go back a few days to post this on time on monkeyBLOGmonkeyDO™.