For anyone that cares, Sarah Palin is a GILF that’s now a GILF (if you’re into governors and grandmas, that is).
Bristol Palin gave birth to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston on Saturday, according to People Magazine (via AOL News). The dad, Wrangler Johnston, or whatever blue jeans he’s named after, is probably somewhere with his hand stuck in a pickle jar because his fist is closed around the last dill, and he still hasn’t realized that’s why it’s stuck.
Considering the imaginative names of the Palin brood – Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig – Tripp isn’t that creative. It’s a verb, for Sarah’s version of Jesus’ sake… not a name.
Anagram for Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston = A Henchmen Jilts Spotlit(e) Pronto
A joke (I made up):
Hey, what’s that girl’s name over there?
Ah, forget it. I’ll just go over there and Alaska.