If the strangely painted on taped-on yarn moustache wasn’t indication enough, this nerdy tune is sure to make the ladies swoon – provided they have played and love playing Mario Kart. Otherwise, the allusions might go unnoticed, and that would truly be a heart-breaking shame. My favorite lyric:
The finish line
is just around the bend
I’ll pause this game
so our love will never end
No, that’s not a tear in my eye. It’s lube.
(Via Topless Robot)
As a founding member of the Legion of Seans (along with Mr. Penn, Mr. Connery, Ms. Young, and Mr. Combs), I’m very displeased with Mr. Avery’s recent comments regarding Canadian hottie, Elisha Cuthbert.
From WWTDD (via Yahoo):
Reporters were waiting to speak with Avery about disparaging remarks he’d made last month about Flames star Jarome Iginla when Avery walked over to the group and asked if there was a camera present. When told there was, he said, “I’m just going to say one thing.”
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.” He then walked out of the locker room.
Sean Avery used to be a Detroit Red Wing. When he was traded to the L.A. Kings, he dated Cuthbert and Rod Stewart’s ex-wife, Rachel Hunter. Now that he’s in Dallas with the Stars, he’s probably fearful Jessica Simpson might have her sights set on him. Regardless of the situation, the Legion of Seans have released this statement on the matter:
Sean Avery’s ex-girlfriends cannot be referred to as sloppy seconds, due to the fact that Avery is a giant douche.
In closing, a final message from the Legion of Seans to one Mr. Carter: until you change the spelling of your first name to the correct Irish way, you will not be granted entrance. Good day!
I saw this one awhile ago, but awhile ago, I did not have a blog. It’s the best of the videos pertaining to Eddie Vedder’s grumbling style of singing. In this case, it’s Yellow Ledbetter.
Here’s a little known fact: If Yellow Ledbetter, would Orange follow Yellow? (That doesn’t make any sense.)