InASense, Lost… What Is It With Kids These Days

When I was just a wee lad back in the day (I’m prepping for St. Paddy’s), it was awful fun for the adults give kids a sip of beer and watch their reactions.  I’m the oldest boy of all the cousins on my father’s side, and for quite awhile I was the only boy (my brother broke the streak when I was nine… there were nine girls and me… ever notice how the more girls there are, the higher the octave of screeching goes?)

What I’m getting at is it wasn’t uncommon for my elders to make me the butt of the joke.  Some might have thought it would encourage drinking, but I never took a sip of alcohol (not counting my relatives’ pranks) until I turned 19 and could legally do so in Canada.  My other tendencies in alluded-to innocence: I was more interested in Nintendo than IN-tendo (if you catch my innuendo), smoking was a disgusting habit my parents had and I swore I would never have, and drugs… well, I’d stick only to any of the natural kind.

But nowadays, you have 13 year olds becoming fathers

…parents pulling new tricks on their kids for laughs (and filming it and putting it on YouTube… “Thanks Dad… what are you, like, thirteen, or something?”)…

…or teaching their kids to be pretty good at smoking.

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I guess you could always over indulge your child and baby them so they can become insulated and protected from the rest of the world (read: spoiled), that they never have to deal with R|E|A|L|I|T|Y.  Heaven forbid someone take their Cloudsong

2 comments

  1. Ram Venkatararam · February 14, 2009

    Very funny. I’ve seen the dentist kid video and thought the same thing. I’d like to videotape the asshole dad acting like an idiot at his company christmas party and then post it for the world to see.

    Thanks for the post. DOn’t get me started on teenagers…but, I do sell them beer and cigarettes! In my view, it takes a convenience store owner to raise a child.

  2. Pingback: InASense, Lost… Everybody’s Seen The Smoking Baby, So Here’s Other Stuff (And the Smoking Baby) « monkeyBLOGmonkeyDO – Peeling Away @ Pop Culture

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