Christian Bale lost it on the set of Terminator Salvation. You would think it would be directed at director McG, but… it wasn’t. The Director of Photography, Shane Hurlbut, was fiddling with lights during an emotional scene (in T4… SRSLY?) and the Batman removed his cowl and bit down hard.
Thank you to the dearest Madame Librarian for bringing this light into my life:
Original rant with “explanation” here.
On the drive into work, I was stuck behind one of these vans:
Like this, but old and dirty, so not like this.
I was bumming a bit, then I noticed a face staring back at me. The shades in the rear-tinted windows looked like eyelids. The license plate was its teeth/tooth. The break lights were rosy cheeks, and the rusted deadbolt was a nose. The ladders, or whatever the junk was, on top made up the face’s hair.
It made me smile.
(Not So) Artistic Representation
Believe me when I say I was going to bore you with the details of my yesterday in comparison with what I expected it to be two days ago. You know that whole random winter Tuesday/Wednesday gag. So instead, I’m only going to bore you with highlights.
I’ll just note that things weren’t too far off from what I predicted as well as not at all the same!
- I started moving at 6:01 am (alarm clock time), which means I ignored one whole minute. Not a good start.
- I ended up having a morning that was beyond snooze happy, and had to cut out some of the morning essentials. I still ate a Pop Tart with organic milk (Brown Sugar Cinnamon won).
- On the road, the only construction I ran into was right by my house. I did get sleepy around Bowling Green, so I stopped at Meijer for a candy bar. (It was a Milky Way bar, since they were out of Reese’s Fast Breaks… I fear this treat’s days are numbered.)
- I quickly gave up the notion of seeing a Denny’s for my free breakfast. I thought they might not exist in Ohio. I did end up getting a free lunch, though (the company’s VP bought me a bar burger from the joint next door).
- Things were going well. I only had to run two network cable lines. There was a slight struggle getting the router and the modem to communicate, but overall, it looked like I was leaving early…
- The Snag. I knew in my gut that there was going to be one, but I figured it would have to do with the wiring or a pc issue. Better yet. The router I went down to Findlay to install was to unite the offices so their printers would work better. This was the reason for the visit. The router I had no longer came with this feature included. In fact, it could no longer even be purchased as an add-on. This meant I had to find a VPN router replacement stat. Unfortunately, the closest store to carry it was in Toledo. Here’s some maps:
Between office and store.
- Between office and home.
- Bonus Potential Snag. The key given to me to get back in since the workers would be gone was the wrong key. Luckily someone was still there. Whew!
- While I was waiting for printer files to install, I did get to work on a post for Old Men at the Bar. The computer seized up on me, and I feared all was lost! Only a little was lost.
- I finally got back on the road home about 7 pm. It was three hours later than I anticipated. On my way back I stopped in Bowling Green to get gas and a Mt. Dew from Meijer. The Dew tasted like it was mixed with some paint thinner, or something, but I was thirsty.
- As I neared the Ohio/Michigan border, I saw a billboard for an upcoming Denny’s. In Toledo.