Oh glorious day!
Last night, between my basketball game and my soccer game (minimal blisters this time in case anyone worried), I stopped at a local bar chain called Bailey’s. I arrived at 10:30pm and ordered myself a Guinness (the best beer to drink before playing soccer in case anyone wondered).
I found out that starting at 11pm, there was to be special pricing on the heavy brew (I pretend it’s a melted malt shake). I also found out if you stood up and read a toast, you would get a long sleeve Guinness shirt, and this:
Unfortunately, I was to be leaving at 11pm to for football, so my buddy, Rodney, opted to do to give the toast on behalf of me.
Little did he know, he would be the only one to volunteer and actually do it. (Another guy stood up to join him, but said little to nothing.) He had to get the entire bar’s attention and read the pre-written cheer.
When we returned, he gave me both the shirt and hat, and for that I’m eternally (or least until St. Patrick’s Day) grateful.
A toast to Rodney! Sláinte!
This topic has been bothering me for a couple days. I’m not supposed to know some fact, according to my friend’s girlfriend, and since he promised her he wouldn’t say, he didn’t say. But he gave clues.
And remember – I may be addicted to guessing games.
The sitch is this: my friend found out some girl we know has never used protection. He was stunned by this fact and said his opinion of her dropped (you can take the boy out of Catholicism but you can’t take the brainwashing out of the boy).
I don’t condone unsafe sex, but I don’t judge. I simply assume everyone’s filthy, and I worry about myself. Actually, I do hold it against girls that sleep with known douchebag-whore men, but that’s neither here nor there.
I had my guesses and made my chart accordingly, but too be honest… I never held any of my options in saintly regard in the first place, or they’re since married (in that order). I think it would take someone close to me that had this bad habit to shock me, and luckily not many ladies I know have daughters (if the mystery woman had a son, this could have meant serious trouble).
(And by "partied" I mean just that.)
In contrast to my friend’s opinion: I’m offended by the tattoo situation. She wants to get a tattoo of her daughter’s name, and it’s going to take two $600 sessions, which my friend swears will probably take her to three of four. She has financial woes of some sort – yet she’s taking a loan for tattoos.
Hello impending Idiocracy.