There have been many songs about various months, but did you know that there is one month that never had a song about it?  Which month has the most?  Which month has the least (besides zero)?

You can guess; I’ll give you the answers after the jump.

(SIDENOTE: What’s weird is that I’ve heard of a lot of these artists, but never most of these songs.  What’s weirder still is the artists I hadn’t even heard of didn’t have videos on YouTube.  So if they didn’t have a video, they didn’t make my list.

Oh yeah.

That’s right.

I even looked up the videos for you to check out.  One-hundred-and-fucking-one videos.  You better check at least some of them out.)

JANUARY (6)

• January by Goldfinger
• January by Pilot
• January February by Barbara Dickson
• January and On by See You Next Tuesday
• January Friend by Goo Goo Dolls
• January Hymn by The Decemberists (ha!)

FEBRUARY (5)

• February Air by Lights
• February Song by Josh Groban
• February Stars by Foo Fighters
• Two Days in February by Goo Goo Dolls (two months in a row?)
• Xmas in February by Lou Reed

MARCH (1 – the least)

• The Ides of March by Iron Maiden (this was a late find!)

APRIL (16)

• April by Deep Purple
• April by PJ Harvey and John Parish
• April 29, 1992 (Miami) by Sublime
• April Fool by Soul Asylum
• April Fools by Rufus Wainwright
• April in Paris by Frank Sinatra
• April Lady by Queen
• April She Will Come by Simon & Garfunkel
• April Showers by Dru Hill
• April Showers by Sugarland
• April’s Love by Court Yard Hounds
• April Skies by Jesus and Mary Chain
• Full Moon of April by Mark Henley
• I’ll Remember April by Bobby Darin (and various others)
• Pieces of April by Three Dog Night
• Throughout the Dark Months of April and May by Cocteau Twins*

MAY (7)

• End of May by Michael Bublé
• First of May by The Bee Gees
• King of May by Natalie Merchant
• Month of May by Arcade Fire
• Stormy May Day by AC/DC
• Then Came the Last Days of May by Blue Oyster Cult
• Throughout the Dark Months of April and May by Cocteau Twins *(it a double whammy!)
  

JUNE (6)

• Evening in June by Van Morrison
• June by Pete Yorn
• June Hymn by The Decemberists (it’s not as funny this time)
• Junebug by The B-52’s
• Rainy Day in June by The Kinks
• Seven Days in Sunny June by Jamiroquai

JULY (11)

• 1000 July’s by Third Eye Blind
• 4th of July (Fireworks) by Kelis
• 4th of July by Soundgarden
• 4th of July by U2
• 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy) by Bruce Springsteen
• July by Mundy
• July by Ocean Colour Scene
• July Flame by Laura Veirs
• July, July! by The Decemberists (they really enjoy having a theme, I guess)
• July Morning by Uriah Heep
• July, You’re a Woman by John Stewart

AUGUST (8)

• 33rd of August by Mickey Newberry
• An August Theme by And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• August 7 by Jon Bon Jovi
• August and Everything After by Counting Crows
• August Moon by Sara Bareilles
• Cold Wind in August by Van Morrison (at least Counting Crows aren’t doubling up)
  
• Hot August Night by Neil Diamond
• Stuck in the August Rain by Jethro Tull

SEPTEMBER (17)

• 29th September by Equipe 84
• It Might as Well Rain Until September by Carole King
• Late September Dogs by Melissa Ethridge
• Maybe September by Tony Bennett
• Pale September by Fiona Apple
• September by Daughtry
• September by Earth, Wind & Fire
• September by Ryan Adams
• September All Over by September
• September Gurls by Big Star
• September in Seattle by Shawn Mullins
• September in the Rain by Dinah Washington
• September Morn by Neil Diamond (another month whore)
• September Song by Frank Sinatra or Willie Nelson
• September Sun by Type O Negative
• September When It Comes by Rosanne and Johnny Cash
• Wake Me Up When September Ends by Greed Green Day

OCTOBER (7)

• My October Symphony by Pet Shop Boys
• October by Evanescence
• October by U2 (not you too with two!)
• October Nights by Yellowcard
• October Song by Amy Winehouse (watch this video just to recall what she used to look like)
• October Swimmer by JJ72
• When October Goes by Barry Manilow

NOVEMBER (6)

• 8th of November by Big & Rich
• Gone Till November by Wyclef Jean
• Late November by Sandy Denny
• November Has Come by Gorillaz
• November Rain by Guns N’ Roses
• November Spawned a Monster by Morrissey (this is not only an awful song, but an awful video)

DECEMBER (21 – the most)

• A Long December by Counting Crows (I spoke two soon)
  
• Air of December by Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians
• Alone in December by UnderOath
• Back to December by Taylor Swift
• Children of December by The Slip+7+
• Cold December Nights by Boyz II Men
• December by All About Eve
• December by Collective Soul
• December by Teenage Fanclub
• December 1963 (Oh What a Night) by The Four Seasons
• December 4th by Jay-Z
• December Child by Cyndi Lauper
• December Day by Willie Nelson (he liked his months, too)
• December Song by George Michael
• December Will Be Magic Again by Kate Bush
• From December by Project 86
• Get Me Through December by Alison Krauss
• If We Make It Through December by Merle Haggard
• My December by Linkin Park
• Permanent December by Miley Cyrus
• Remember December by Demi Lovato

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