Awful Battle…. Pet Peeves, As Demonstrated By Pets

I haven’t tried being “clever” in a while, so why start now.  I’ve been meaning to compose this list for quite some time (so long that one of them isn’t as much of a concern anymore), so without further adieu, here’s my Awful Battle of some of my biggest pet peeves, as demonstrated by pets:

  • Glass bottles left  in parking lots…

He had a ruff night.

…really drive me up the wall.  I’m not a fan of pollution in general, but empty beer and juice bottles are the worst.  Even though I’m not too sure modern bottles can puncture modern tires.

  • Tailgating and braking too close…

The carriage bumper sticker reads, "If you can read this, you're a smart ass."

…is not only dangerous, it’s stupid.  Especially if there are other lanes.  Get in the other lane!

  • No hand washing after a bathroom break…

Cat-astrophe!

…is disgusting.  Anyone that argues otherwise… is disgusting.

  • Smoking under table…

Coincidentally, this dog's name is Doobie.

…luckily doesn’t happen any more, at least in Michigan.  This was my old puff peeve, but since there’s no smoking in bars, I don’t have to worry about super-smelly jeans anymore.

  • Different gas prices for cash and credit…

Polly wants a fucking break.

…and having to enter zip codes could be called my pump peeves.  Sorry.  This Awful Battle is almost over…

  • Girls that wear pajama pants and snow shoes at bar…

I can't stay mad anymore.

…awwwww, this one doesn’t bother me as much for now.  Ask me again in the winter.

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