Surprisingly, I’m not as big of a candy junkie as one might think. Heaven knows I used to be in my high school/college years, but not so much anymore. In those days, I ate two candy bars per day (Caramel Twix and PB Max). But that’s neither here nor there nor hear nor their nor hair nor they’re nor hare nor Nair.
AnyWhoppers, that’s not what this post is about. There is something awfully wrong with this M&M’s commercial. see if you can pick it out:
If you imagined Green working a stripper pole, I WIN! (Plus, I also lose as well as you.) If you didn’t, then check out this awful choice of words:
monkeyBLOG monkeyDO 
You lose, that’s not the pole I imagined her working…also she said “polls”…you know, plural.
Well, um, yeah… she did say “polls”… but there can be more than one pole to work…
I’m not helping my case. I do lose.
Soy jism…hmm…I wonder if that’s where she gets her protein.
I don’t know what she was thinking.