Jimmy Johnson is an NFL coach that demands hard work and speed on the field. When off the field, he promotes Extenze (I refuse to make the Z a capital letter).
Jimmy John’s is a sandwich shop that demands hard work and speed in the field. When in the stores, they promote hard work and speed in creating tasty sandwiches.
I believe there is a comedy bit in here somewhere, but I don’t feel like shuffling through the gutters of my twelve-year-old mind.
So here’s an excellent bit from the Onion. It will be doing the heavy lifting.
Oh wait – I’ve got it!
Top Ten Things Overheard By Jimmy Johnson At A Jimmy John’s After Taking ExtenZe (Dammit Z, You Got Me!)
10) Go long! Old habit…
9) So you’re fast?
8) Extra meat please!
7) No Slim for me!
6) I just took an ExtenZe pill!
5) No, I don’t own this place!
4) That was quick!
3) How much?
2) That much!?
1) This pill ain’t doing dick for me!