These are already making the rounds (some might say they’re already done), but I enjoy them enough to post them again here.
If you’re unfamiliar with ChatRoulette by this point, welcome to my site. I will be your Internet God (or as I’m prone to start saying, TripleDoubleU Pong).
Here are two clever fellows (one is unknown and now-known, and the other is well-known or sorta-known, at least). First up is Merton, a Ben Folds fan that claims not to be ripping off Ben Folds:
The chance of running into creative types like Merton and Ben Folds is slimmer than most of the masturbators you’ll come stumble across. So as an alternative to perverts, how about an old-fashioned game of Russian roulette turned kiddie-proof: