Scariest Halloween Costume Never!

I know this is everywhere so why not here!

 

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The Feds Finally Got Something Right

Why the long face? More importantly, why the big heads?!

I’m from Detroit.  Born and raised.  I lived in the city 89.47% of my life (I did the math.)  So it brings me great pleasure to know that my hometown’s former mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, has been sentenced to 28 years in federal prison for a myriad of fraud charges, while I escaped one – that I voted for him his first term.

Instead of pooring pouring one out for Kwame, I thought this song might be a better send off:

Former Kwame posts:

Hateful Find… This Commercial Drives Me Insane In 30 Seconds!

Dear Television,

Please note that I never want to see the following now or ever again:

  • a giant middle-aged man
  • a giant middle-aged man so light on his feet
  • a giant middle-aged man with a weird accent
  • a giant middle-aged man using cell phone apps
  • a giant middle-aged man tap a bell with his foot
  • (NOTE: the wife is okay despite her encouragement)

Who is this ad for, Kayak?  Is that the owner’s parents?

Aarrrrgh!

Happy Finds… The Triforce And A Hula Hoop

Video games and hula hoops might be considered childish things.

But what about a fake movie trailer based on a video game and a mesmerizing mellow dance routine using a hula hoop?

You’re not reading this anyway.  You’re looking at the videos, right?  I can say anything I want here, and I’m going to take full advantage of that.  I sometimes daydream about getting lick-attacked by, like, a dozen puppies.