I’m a late entry fan to hockey and the NHL. But having said that, I’ve been a fan since 1995. Since then, I’ve been aware of Wayne Grezky and his status as The Great One, but I never witnessed any of the feats he performed to attain such an acknowledgement.
(SIDENOTE: Much to my chagrin, the same thing goes for Barry Sanders. I’ve only started following the NFL since 2006…)
Anywayne, add to my disappointment that I didn’t know The Great One had a 22-year-old daughter that had a predilection to post provocative pictures of herself on Twitter. And if G.I. Joe taught me anything, knowing is half the battle. (However, it did not teach me not to drink before playing soccer.)
Here are some pictures of Paulina Gretzky in case you too were iced out (sadly, The Great one has since made her quit using Twitter… talk about a slap shot):
She did not borrow those glasses from any officials, I'm telling you...
Hat trick. I just had to make some caption.
Puck.
(More pics here.)
So now I find myself in a similar quandary as I did when I had my crush on Chris Elliott’s daughter, Abby:
More like, Sunday Morning Live
And my upcoming crush on Mirror Mirror star, Lily Collins, daughter of Phil Collins (she plays Snow White in the re-imagining):
Sadly, her father does not play one of the Seven Dwarfs.
Imagine if this dude was singing this song to any of the above dads:
monkeyBLOG monkeyDO 
Emeis eyxaristoume Kwsth!!!!!!!!!!! Hsoun yxreopos kai poly kseshkwtikos!!!!!!! Olh h mpanta!!!!!! Se perimenoume pali!!!!!!!!!!!!y.g. se ekeinh th synaylia 8a katevasoume kai thn Elina apo Brykselles!!!!! Den 8a sou dwsw mono to thl na ths milhseis!!!!!!!! filiaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!