I’m on a bit of a Friday the 13th bender, and I’m happy to say that the third film in the series was originally in 3-D.  Which in the olden days meant random objects were held up and pointed at you… Eeeeeek!  Scary!

( Man, how I already miss Don LaFontaine.)

In this film, aside from the opening credits, I was “shocked” to have the following things aimed/thrown/extended at me:

• a laundry line
• a TV antenna
• a rat walking out on a plank
• a fake looking snake leaping
• a baseball bat held back by a child
• a joint
• a wrapped-up eyeball
• a bundle of hay
• a wallet
• a chain through a windshield
• a fist threw a car window
• a yo-yo
• a girl climbing a ladder
• a pitchfork (its handle)
• a pitchfork (its… forks)
• a double dose of different pitchfork handles
• a machete blade, walking by
• juggling apples and oranges
• a harpoon shot… (also the first time Jason wears his hockey mask)
• popping popcorn
• a hot fire poker
• an eyeball popping out of a squeezed head (SRSLY)
• a bookshelf full of books
• a girl (our hero) dropping from rafters
• then Jason dropping as well
• finally, Jason’s chasin’ hands (<–good band name, btw)

With the reinvigorated hoopla about 3-D films, I can’t wait to see what will be thrust at me next!