Almost 12,000,000 people have seen this. Up until this past weekend, I had not. If I can spread this onto at least one more of you, I will feel that I’ve done my good deed for the year. Now I can drink my beer, watch my porn, and insult my friends and family without any further feelings of ill will…
All right, I never feel ill will, but it does bother me that I don’t.
No, it doesn’t.
Where the Hell is… Matt? and where the hell is my pizza! I ordered it an hour ago!