When we last left off, I was imagining, well, check the last post…
The wondering about how someone could pass out from trying to pass something parlayed into the training pants story: Apparently, somewhere not far from Lansing, there’s a strip club where guys can pay plenty to take a shower with two nude girls. It could be one of those urban legends at MSU because no one had ever been there, but everyone knew someone that had. The catch? Guys had to wear adult size training pants over their drawers, for whatever this recollection’s worth.
The importance of this part is that it lead to what both of these posts was all about – how cool would it be to run over things with a steamroller?
Here’s a short list of things we wanted to flatten (in no particular order):
A watermelon – this worked for Letterman when he dropped things off his roof
A regular TV – picture tube and all
A flatscreen TV – why not?
A metal garbage can – because how else do you throw out a garbage can
An aluminum baseball bat – like a penny on the train track
A lava lamp – ooh, the colors…
The statue of Joe Lewis’s Fist – that would finally make it a piece of art