Hey y’all, let’s check out my simplest feelings about some upcoming film announcements.
Kevin Smith has decided to go ahead and make Clerks III. It’s a little sooner than his “every ten years” speculation (Clerks II was released in 2006), but he must have some good ideas about what Dante and Randall have been up to. I’m guessing that at least one of them has started a family. I’m hoping it doesn’t become Clerks 3D. (article)
Because nobody was asking for it, Edward Woodward’s 1985 TV series, The Equalizer, is getting adapted for the big screen. It’s basically about a one-man A-Team that equalizes situations for the underdogs… that pay him. Denzell Washington is set to star; even better, Drive’s director Nicholas Winding Refn will helm. (article)
Why in the world would anyone want to remake Jumanji? Sure, the special effects weren’t the greatest, but it was 1995 after all. How about just a Special Edition re-release? (article)
I might be more excited about a Fantastic Four reboot if Disney/Marvel was in charge instead of 20th Century Fox. Well, maybe not. It is just the Fantastic
Bore Four. (article)
Didn’t see the first live-action, Johnny Depp weird-fest, Alice in Wonderland; won’t see the second live-action, Johnny Depp weird-fest, Alice in Wonderland II. (article)
The Bill Murray story was a hoax! (article)