How many affairs has Tiger Woods had? Eleven, twelve, fifteen? (Personally, I hope it hits and stops at eighteen ho’s… just like a golf course.)
The question alone sounds almost like it should be a nursery rhyme in the vein of How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If Tiger Woods would use his wood would he put his woody in a birdie?
If not, they could always make a movie…
(SIDENOTE: I’m not defending him, but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that all this nonsense started after his father passed away. I can’t recall hearing one source mentioning this. His father oversaw his entire life – maybe this was his 20’s rebellion just way too late.)
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