How many affairs has Tiger Woods had?  Eleven, twelve, fifteen?  (Personally, I hope it hits and stops at eighteen ho’s… just like a golf course.)

The question alone sounds almost like it should be a nursery rhyme in the vein of How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How about:

If Tiger Woods would use his wood would he put his woody in a birdie?

If not, they could always make a movie…

(SIDENOTE: I’m not defending him, but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that all this nonsense started after his father passed away.  I can’t recall hearing one source mentioning this.  His father oversaw his entire life – maybe this was his 20’s rebellion just way too late.)

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