I learned a couple new things about myself the other night, courtesy of pouring fermented hops down my throat, of course. Discoveries are rare as they are, so here are my findings.
There Are Things That I Want
Such as t-shirts that broadcast products that I like…
Hey ladies, guess what I drink?
Hey ladies, guess what I've watched?
And There Are Things That I Need
Such as definitely bullhorns on my Honda Civic…
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Want and need is such a fine line. Drinking the hops do make the line clearer, and make you better looking while you guzzle them.
You know, the horns are cool, but they don’t make the Civic instantly faster like sayyyyy bolting a wing onto the trunk would.
Happy Canada Day to your neighbors to the south.