This bit of info is about as late as my mail usually is (curse you enemy couriers!), but Mr. Moonwalk himself, Michael Jackson, recently hosted an auction of his fabulous stuff in Beverly Hills.
Scratch that: he charged people $20 a (king of) pop to look at all his crazy shit, and then up and cancelled the auction. But not before Lindy West of Slog (or should I say, of The Stranger?) was able to get in and snap a few pics.
Some highlights (not the magazine for children, though I’m sure MJ had a subscription):

Who drew this? That kid in grade school that always doodled Garfield, Q-Bert, and ALF? (In other words - me.)

Creepy doesn't even begin to explain this thing...

Creepy is definitely a good start here...
Click on the links above the photos for even more insanity.
(Thanks Veness)
Those were your top 3 creepiest? Interesting. Thanks for the shoutout, maybe I’ll get more followers! YAY
Hmmmm….do I have a new avatar somehow? Is that a beer glass? Nice!
anything with ranga twins in it is top of the creepy list