When I was a kid, I believed carrots improved your eyesight, gum stuck to your ribs (if you swallowed it), and fish made you smart.
I hated carrots, so my eyesight was never too hot. (Sleeping in contact lenses for months at a time probably didn’t help.)
It took me until high school to realize that the chest pains I felt while growing up had nothing to do with the gum I swallowed in my youth. (Hubba Bubba goes nowhere near your ribs!)
And even though I liked my fish sticks as a kid, the idea became less attractive in my teens and further into adulthood. (Seafood stinks!)
The problem that remained was I kept forgetting to seek them out for purchase. Well forget them no more! I finally picked up a bottle, and I already believe I’m beginning to see results.
The biggest difference I’ve noticed is that I’m becoming psychic. I would regale you with all the details, but they seem to have escaped me for now.
Stay tuned as I report any further advancements of my mind!