SIDEDISCLAIMER: This is a dumb idea I’ve had for a while now. Deal with it. Below you will find A Handful Of Movies That Are Not Sequels To Other Movies. Why am I doing this, you might ask? My answer: education.
- Black Dog / White Dog
Black Dog is an action picture about an ex-con being tricked into smuggling illegal arms. White Dog is a movie starring Kristy McNichol around her ABC School Specialdays, and oh yeah – it’s about a racist dog.
- Think Like a Man / What Women Want
Despite nobody having a clue about either sex (sorry Steve Harvey – not all men operate on such basic levels, and sorry to all involved with What Women Want – women never know what they want), these films might as well be science fiction instead of comedies.
SIDENOTE: Speaking of comedies, want a good laugh? Cameron Diaz is making a sequel called What Men Want.
- Act I: Food.
- Act II: Sex.
- Act III: Sleep.
- Battleship / Clue: The Movie
- Chernobyl Diaries / Princess Diaries
This one’s just dumb. Moving on…
Bill Cosby, you weren’t fooling anyone. Nor making them laugh. Not even getting a smile, really…