I was going to make this list based solely on the discovery of Frank Zappa’s Bobby Brown (Goes Down), but alas, it is not about this guy:

This was the key to Whitney Houston's crack pipe...
Even still, I thought it would be fun anyway to collect (More Than) A Handful Of… Songs Named After Famous People. Enjoy, or care less, which I will do in tandem with you.
- Beastie Boys – Paul Revere
- David Bowie – Andy Warhol
- Duck Sauce – Barbra Streisand
- Fenix TX – Phoebe Cates
- Goldfinger – Wayne Gretzky
- Gorillaz – Clint Eastwood
- MIKA – Grace Kelly
- Outkast – Rosa Parks
- The Postal Service – Clark Gable
- Scissor Sisters – Paul McCartney
- Sufjan Stevens – John Wayne Gacy, Jr. (this one is creepy, natch…)
- Taylor Swift – Tim McGraw
- Weezer – Buddy Holly
(SIDENOTE: Obviously, this is not all of the songs named after famous people. I almost put Falco’s Rock Me Amadeus, Herman’s Hermits’ I’m Henry the Eighth, I Am and Kim Carnes’ Bette Davis Eyes, but their titles contain ancillary words.)