There wasn’t much to this dream, but I woke up thinking it was kinda funny. Since you may be used to the usual unfunny that I provide, the best I can do is present the bait-and-switch my own mind pulled.
It involved a certain one of these…
What? Mom jeans?
…and a strange and untimely inking incident.
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Try Forgetting
Some altern–
–who am I kidding?! Look at that thing! Aah!
Hey! It’s time for another So, Duh! Pop Quiz, and this time it’s involving everyone’s favorite subject… math!
It’s also involving another favorite subject of everyone… hot mature ladies! (My hit count is bound to increase just due to those three words.)
TV Land’s Hot in Cleveland is this generation’s Golden Girls. Both are composed of a crew of seasoned comediennes playing against the sexual mores of today, and boy girl… have times changed, at least in regard to how we view age.
There was no such thing as MILF in 1985. Well, I’m sure there was, but people weren’t putting it on t-shirts and mugs.
What the quiz entails is guessing the age difference between each selected cast member of Golden Girls and Hot in Cleveland. As always, the answers are after the jump.
1) Bea Arthur and Wendie Malick
2) Estelle Getty and Valerie Bertinelli
3) Rue McClanahan and Jane Leeves
4) Betty White and Betty White
(Like I already said, answers after the jump)
There’s a reason I record everything on my DVR – I can’t stand commercials anymore. Now in some cases, it leads me to discover the existence of new shows, such as Chris Elliott’s Eagleheart:
But in most cases, it reminds me that “Yes Virginia, crap does exist.” Behold:
Let this be known – I tried so hard to block this film from my mind, but it’s found me, despite my best defenses… of a quick jump button on my DVR remote.
Ugh… there’s something I need to admit to all of you…
…um, how do I say this…
I entered a contest to name Justin Bieber’s movie. I didn’t win, and I’m afraid I’m taking it out on the finished product. Obviously, this won:
(I got close on this one.)
Also acceptable: image of organ grinder... but not like one you'd see in the "Saw" series...
I don’t know where to begin, so I’ll just say it…
THIS IS MY 1000th POST!
I didn’t know if I was going to do anything special, but I was informed of a little place on the TripleDoubleU called ValueTheWebsite, and I discovered these facts about monkeyBLOGmonkeyDO:
That may not sound like much, but regular WordPress.com websites are valued at $67. I started this site October 12, 2008, so in 845 days, I turned $67 into $4499! That’s just over a 6700% increase!
If it was at all possible to keep this kind of growth up, in 2 years, 3 months, and 23 more days, mBmD would be valued at over $301,000…
…too bad money doesn’t exist in the TripleDoubleU. That’s Just Shitty.
Good thing I do this all for the love…
…which is also Just Shitty.
Also, too bad I didn’t do something better than this for my 1000th post…
…it’s, well, you get the point.
"Beans are indeed the musical fruit. Where's the nearest restroom?"
My quest to expose copycats in Hollywood is reaching a fever pitch. We’ve always known that these types of practices went on, but I feel like I’m becoming a champion for originality, even in the slightest of degrees.
And my attack is not always just against the producers of the recycled entertainment, sometimes the hungry audience is of equal blame. But what should I expect from a public that lives off fast food.
Probably unclear diatribe over. But for some examples of my past battles, you can check here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. (There are probably more that I can’t recall at this moment.)
I recently wrote about producer Dr. Luke, and guess what? I’m/he’s at it again. This time, I believe he’s ripped off his own previous writing partner, Max Martin.
Max Martin and Pink co-wrote the song, Fuckin’ Perfect, which was released December 14, 2010. Y’know… just in fuckin’ time for Christmas.
Dr. Luke and Brit pop-star, Jessie J, co-wrote the song, Price Tag, which was released January 25, 2011. Y’know… one month after– forget it.
Listen to Pink’s chorus at about the 0:48 minute mark:
Now listen to Jessie J’s chorus at about the 1:01 minute mark:
For rhythmic comparison, Fuckin’ Perfect lyrics:
Pretty pretty please, don’t you ever ever feel
Like you’re less than f*ckin’ perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you’re nothing
You’re f*ckin’ perfect to me!
And Price Tag’s lyrics:
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
AM I CRAZY?!? It’s the same, right?
So rather than go on with this rigmarole, I’ve decided to think of this new style of music as a 70’s animation cheat. The technique is referred to as the wraparound background, and it was quite often deployed in the old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
Here it is on display in Scooby-Doo. Watch the two hallways loop while Scooby and Shaggy flee:
Ladies and gentlemen… your modern music!
This was featured in a bit on G4’s Attack of the Show, and they only showed a snippet of it. The entirety is much worse.
According to YouTube user “eiflerb”:
This video was discovered by someone who used to work at a public library several years ago. This has not been edited in any way. This is 100% authentic.
No matter what, it’s fucked up.
Everybody imagines at one time or another about how life would be like if they were famous. Some people fantasize about the money and recognition. I, on the other hand, wonder which celebrities might be real. And by real, I mean accessible, or down to Earth.
We were discussing a few names, and these were the guys rated seemingly friendliest:
Bill Murray - Jimmy Fallon - Justin Timberlake - George Clooney - David Arquette
Other names mentioned: Ashton Kutcher and David Spade. But would you want to be around them? David Arquette is barely making the list. In fact, I’m second-guessing editing him into that picture.
But after all this, you might be wondering:
Why aren’t there any female celebrities?
I guess my answer is… are there any?
Oh, and in closing, the celebrity that seems most down to Earth is this guy:
Jesus also associated with women of ill repute.
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