Sometimes ignorance is bliss (or is it always?), and this case of ignorance is a mixed bag.
On one hand, it’s good that I didn’t know this. On the other hand, how did I not know this? If I’m supposed to be on top of pop culture, how did Barbie and Ken’s breakup fly under my pink radar?
Since they’ve broken up in 2004, these are a few of the people the iconic doll has been documented as dating:
Alliteration is a popular device in poetry; it’s rarely regarded as all right in relationships. Blaine was introduced to the Barbie line of toys almost immediately after she and Ken broke up. Talk about moving fast. The Australian surfer was instantly popular, and Ken
wasn’t even manufactured dropped off the grid for two years. A lot of people are crediting Barbie and Ken’s appearance in Toy Story 3 as the reason for the reignited romance… needless to say, Blaine has since fired his agent.
After a bit of a blow-up with Blaine, Barbie was caught going on a few dates with the alter-ego of Prince Adam. The reason she cited for the short courtship:
Let’s just say every time he passed a mirror, he couldn’t help but touch his… Orko. He was a chronic Master of His Universe.
- Peter Venkman
Barbie was admittedly starstruck when she met the world-famous Ghostbuster. They only went on one date though, because he seemed haunted by his former lover, Dana Barrett. As all the celebrity tabloids perpetually pointed out, Dana dumped poor Peter for this guy:
- Willrow Hood
Barbie met Willrow Hood while vacationing at Bespin City. She really thought it could go somewhere, but nothing would ever come between him and his ice cream maker. After this trip, she was offered her role in Toy Story 3, so the rest, as they say, happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
(SIDENOTE: BTW, they’re back together.)