"I can heat up the formula AFTER she drinks it, right?"

I am not a father.  But after reading Places You Don’t Bring A Baby, I think I’m ready to be one.  It’s an excellent guide for those uniformed about how to be a normal human being.  You know… the type that doesn’t STICK THEIR KID IN A MICROWAVE or BRING A TODDLER TO A BACHELOR PARTY?  These are just two examples.  There are many more at the site.

BTW, heaven help us all…

"Man wears camouflage to hide from Child Services"