Are you tired of posting comments on your Twitter feed and not getting the reaffirming comments you deserve? Then I’ve* found the answer!

I've only just begun my quest toward awesomeness!
A haven of heavenly circle jerking!
A cornucopia of corny boasting!
A bucket of, um, buck-stops-here proclamations!
(I’m WYSeanIWYG, because, well, What You Sean Is What You Get.)
*Actually found by Chris