Homophobe Schooled
Some alternates:
- Androgynous Kid
- Grade: HIV+
- Classless Project
- Parents Aided
- Award Whinnying
- That’s gaaaaaaay…
(Thanks Dave)
(SIDENOTE: I officially invite all to add to the list in the comments section! Remember, TWO WORDS MAX! All caps optional.)
monkeyBLOG monkeyDO 
– False Assumptions
And I’m busting out of the two word restriction for this one…
Science Fair honorable mention, 2009. Arrested in an airport men’s room on his way back to Idaho, 2045
MAN-ON-HORSE NO?
(i count man-on-horse as one word)
Omawarisan – I can totally see that as a headline in the future.
Buzz – You should have went with “MAN-ON-HORSE NEIGH?”