Recently, on the Hub or some channel like that, I happened to catch back-to-back episodes of both shows, and I’ve already decided that there is a clear winner in the Awesome Battle between He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and She-Ra: The Princess of Power. This post will illustrate my process.
- ROUND 1 – THEME SONGS
Each of these are classics in their own right, but one stands out as a more advanced arrangement. One could even imagine its back beat being lifted for an artist such as Nicki Minaj:
- ROUND 2 – ROGUE GALLERY
Let’s take a look at She-Ra’s enemies – The Evil Horde, lead by Hordak:
And howzabout He-Man’s baddies, lead by Skeletor:
- ROUND 3 – SEXUAL OVERTONES
Sexual overtones are in all cartoons… especially in ones that
phocus on fysique focus on physique. So in He-Man, you have Prince Adam who dresses like this:
And this is him as He-Man with his merry crew:
With She-Ra, well, here’s the whole kitten-caboodle:
Even if you excuse the rainbow for the times, on the episode of She-Ra that I watched, at the start of the show, she emerged from one of the other ladies’ tents after spending the night. Remember, this is pre-Brokeback Mountain, too, but mixed messages are mixed messages for a reason.
WINNER: TIE WITH SLIGHT EDGE TO SHE-RA (NOT TO BE INSENSITIVE, BUT I’LL CHOOSE LESBIANS EVERY TIME)
- ROUND 4 – COMIC RELIEF
On MOTU, you have Orko:
On POP, you have Madame Razz:
WINNER: TIE… NEITHER ARE THAT FUNNY
- ROUND 5 – ACCEPTABLE WEIRDNESS
Here are some weird things on He-Man:
No weird pictures for She-Ra because all that shit’s acceptable.
- ROUND 6 – HIDDEN CHARACTERS
In every episode of She-Ra, you had to watch extra hard to find Loo-Kee hidden somewhere in a scene:
The only thing hiding in episodes of He-Man was common sense.
- ROUND 7 – OVERALL TOYLINE