I’ve been putting off writing this Drunken Recollection for a while now because I felt like it would be too much work. Then I realized I could make this as difficult as I wanted to, and here we go.
While out drinking with some friends upon seeing The Hunger Games (still in theaters), one of my friends exclaimed:
You know, Jennifer Lawrence kind of looks like Olivia Munn.
Okay, so he didn’t quite exclaim it, but because it shocked me, it felt like he did. For those of you unaware of either of those ladies, here’s a refresher:
Despite the obvious differences of hair and eye color, skin tone, noses, and lips, they both have:
- White teeth (welcome to Hollywood)
- Distinct, angled chins
- Narrower eyes
- Round faces with high cheekbones
- Similar bodies?
I still don’t exactly see it though. Perhaps if they’re both in costume:
CONCLUSION #1: I don’t see it.
CONCLUSION #2: My friend is an idiot.
CONCLUSION #3: Ladies, call me!