Awful Battle… First Comes Stupid, Then Comes Marriage

There’s dumb, and then there’s getting married.

I could ramble on and on (and on and on) about my feelings on marriage, but I already feel like I’ve shared enough.

So to further illustrate how fruitless of a venture getting married is I present

SUBJECT 1 – THIS MIGHT HAVE SEEMED CLEVER IN THE PLANNING STAGES, BUT IN REALITY… 

SUBJECT 2 – THIS ALSO MIGHT HAVE SEEMED CLEVER IN THE PLANNING STAGES, BUT IN REALITY… 

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See what marriage does to our brains?  The only thing worse than either of these was the wedding where people danced down the aisle to Chris Brown beat-up music.  It has over 71,000,000 views.  Fuck them, seriously.

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2 comments

  1. BEW (@BEWsomething) · January 24, 2012

    Lots of people have ripped this guy for being on his phone during the ceremony, but can we take a minute to look at this woman that goes through with marrying this kind of guy?!?

  2. sgottahurt · January 25, 2012

    It’s one of those “it’s the symptom not the disease” scenarios… IMHO (which is Japanese for “I think” – or at least that’s what I’ve been told on Wikipedia), this woman seems like the type of gal that decided long ago she just had to be married by a certain age… Plus, she dated this guy since college (I presume) and heaven forbid she made a mistake wasting seven years building Star Wars Lego set a life with him. (As you can see, I don’t get as many comments as I’d like on this here blog, so you’re getting all the jibber jabber I can give.)

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