Musicians can be dirty people. Everybody knows that. (There’s an infamous story about how Kenny G once double-dipped his chip at a party… that’s where Seinfeld got the idea from.)
But did you know that they’re band names can be just as dirty? (You don’t want to know what Yo-Yo Ma really means.)
Here are some visual “representations” of what certain band names (you’ve heard of) mean:
MALE THINGS
One-Eyed Willy from The Goonies is a likely euphemism for PENIS... never thought about it before, didja? Oh, you did? Pardon me.
Finger Eleven
Sex Pistols
Tool
Whitesnake
(SIDENOTE: I highly regret starting this post.)
FEMALE THINGS
This couch has a (insert euphemism for VAGINA).
SEX TOYS
What else can I say?
This is one of the scariest things I've ever posted. Yet...
SEX GAMES/POSITIONS
Connect the dots...
Connect the dots further...
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