Remember Yakov Smirnoff?  What about Gallagher?  Carrot Top?

I am none of the above.

Anywhoarethey, they’re style of comedy is so outdated it’s almost funny in a non-funny way… like a Laffy Taffy riddle… or a terrible Knock-Knock joke.  (I guess ironic is the word I’m looking for.)

So I feel the same about this old knee-slapper:

Black people are like ____, and white people are like ____.

For example, take a listen to Tracy Morgan (above) as Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock by clicking here for an example.

So why this post, why now?  I’ve come up with a version of this joke.  Here we go…

Black people are all like UMBRELLA -ELLA -ELLA:

…and white people are all like PARA- PARA- PARADISE: