I’m especially proud of this Unofficial Trilogy… The Halloween Horror Oreo:
It’s very possible that you haven’t heard of any of these films, and if you did, it’s probably more likely that you’ve never seen them. Watch them! And in this order. The Oreo-ness will become apparent soon enough.
This David Cronenberg film proves my theory that size matters in regard to what’s scary. I would explain what this film was about, but I fear (ha!) it would give too much away. Cronenberg is known primarily for his “body horror” films, and this one is no different. Watch it first to set the dark mood…
This goofier horror film about a dessert that turns people into zombies is the cream-filling needed to clean your palette after The Brood, and prepare you for…
This film is atmospheric as fuck. And well-written. And well-directed. And well-acted, which is weird considering Matthew McConaughey is in it. It’s about the sons of a serial killer that believes he’s carrying out God’s plans. Man, is this dark movie good… unlike my write-ups on all these films.
So in closing, when you ask me:
Trick or treat?
You’ll have to watch this Unofficial Horror Oreo Trilogy to find out!