Tough and beautiful (always lead with tough) Zoe Saldana has a new movie coming out, in which she will neither be a blue cat person, nor Ashton Kutcher’s love interest, of which I see no difference.
It’s called:
They forgot to say "Vengeance is Tough." Always lead with "tough."
From the previews, it appears to be a high-octane, face-busting, car-blowing-up, Zoe-in-underwear-at-one-point good time. And I think it takes place in Ohio.
Columbiana, Ohio, as a matter of fact. Here’s their website. Here’s their Twitter account.
Here’s their antique store:
Come see new old things!
Here’s their movie theater:
Come here to see the movie if we get it!
Here’s (one of) their church(es):
Come and pray this film will play at our theater!
It seems like a nice quaint place… that looks nothing at all like it does on film:
But then again, George Clooney’s movie looked nothing like Rhode Island:
Syriana's in Rhode Island, right?
monkeyBLOG monkeyDO 
the movie is “ColOmbiana”, the town is “ColUmbiana” there is no relation whatsoever and the film is not based off the town.
So what you’re saying is… Syriana IS in Rhode Island?
TAKE 2:
So what you’re saying is… “Kalifornia” is not about Kentucky?