This dream surrounds a simple but possibly controversial concept:
Celebrities of varying degrees would be gathered to play drinking games like Presidents and Assholes, Beer Pong, and Quarters. There will be winners; there will be losers. Just like at regular award shows. And they’ll get druuuunk. Just like at regular award shows.
The Celebrity Drinking Game Show could be hosted by Charlie Sheen, since he’s an expert at partying and Winning! But since he’s been focused on staying “sober,” then maybe we could get this guy: