I’m a Polack. Or I’m Polandese, or Polandan… whatever it’s called.
And having never been there, I would assume my fellow Polanders would be mild and meek. Based upon the symphonic blackened death metal band (yes, that’s their description) from Poland, Vesania, I might have made a dupa of u and me.
Well, then at least their wholesome, right Joanna Krupa? You can barely Google her and not find her bare somewhere. (Not that I’m complaining.)
(SIDEJOKE: How many poles does it take to hold up a Pole that gets naked for PETA? Answer in image below.)
(BONUS UNNECESSARY PUN: I’m gonna go Polish one off now.)
Nice boobs and nice vagina