Okay… I wasn’t going to post this dream, but it hasn’t stopped me before. You may wish that I’d stuck to my guns, but I misfired.
The bulk of the dream consisted of the introduction of a new drug called something like Avilify. Basically, by taking this pill daily, your body maintained a homeostatic temperature that kept you comfortable whether you were in 110° F or -10° F (sorry, but I don’t know Celsius). Another feature of the product was you only needed six hours of sleep per day. You couldn’t sleep more and you couldn’t sleep less.
Ask your doctor all about it! Because we sure won't tell you what it does in the commercials!
While this is all fine and dandy as far as dreams go, the part I’m leary to bring up is… well, Ryan Seacrest and I became friends.
How that came to be was I was the head of marketing for Avility, and he was to be the spokesman. We ended up making YouTube videos of him mocking celebrity advertisements, like the film Crazy People did.
Example:
What my Grandma used to make me eat.
In effect, his popularity soared even more, and I made crap loads of money. Avilify changed my life!
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It makes me infinitely happy that your dream included Ryan Seacrest and I’m not sure why. Remember when he was dating Teri Hatcher? That was weird.
It might have been a part of her initiation for Desperate Housewives… or better yet – a dare by Simon Cowell.