I am a man of simple tastes.

My three favorite foods are (probably in this order):

1. Pizza
2. Cheeseburgers
3. Tacos

I drink Mountain Dew and Miller Lite.  I shop at Target.  And I thought finding this site was enough of a Happy Find.

I mean, c’mon… googly eye magnets!

But then I found about this:

You can see more pictures here, but I bet one thing is for sure…

Your face looks a lot like the hammer right now.