Love is a lot like Santa Claus… they’re both fat, fond of red velvet with fuzzy white accents, and prefer to live where it’s ice-cold.  But maybe that’s just me.

I was originally just going to highlight strangle love types in songs, but then I couldn’t stop myself.  Aren’t you lucky?

Here’s A Handful Of Different Kinds Of Different Kinds Of Love (the asterisked songs I listened to a little longer than the rest):

• STRANGE LOVE

puppy love – jungle love – radar love* – gun love – muskrat love  – hula love

• SPECIFIC LOVE

tainted love – dumb love – crazy love – real love – secret love – true love – sweet love – cool love – tender love* – big love – sexy love

• TIME-FRAME LOVE

endless love* – april love – baby love – summer love – young love

• NO-THANK-YOU LOVE

burning love* – butta love – bleeding love

• PERSONAL LOVE

your love* – my love – our love

• WEED LOVE

higher love* – california love*

(a lot of these via)