This book was obviously produced with tongue planted firmly in the toilet:

But I don't wanna... there's tigers...

But I think the best part is this unembeddable video (at least for WordPress) featuring Samuel L. Jackson reading it.  Totally worth checking out.

Also totally worth checking out is this song by Is Tropical called The Greeks featuring kids destroying other kids in the style of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?  It’s probably more fun/questionable than the above book: