I’ve only seen Superbad once. That was when it came out on DVD, and I haven’t seen it since.
I’ve never watched the new Rambo. In fact, I think I’ve only taken in the ill-titled Rambo: First Blood Part II and Rambo III.
Then why did I dream about an adventure story featuring Christopher Mintz-Plasse as this guy:
Except he looked more like this:
Regardless, the man saved my life.
And I won’t ever get to thank him.
INGREDIENTS: Five 20 oz. Miller Lites followed up by small curd cottage cheese.