I’ve never denied my penchant to be  immature.  At times, I might have been vague.  Others, I’ve likely beaten around the bush (hee hee).  But this one… this one…

Fuchs sells lubricants. Lubricants. Fuchs.

(Image via this site because the day I saw one, I wasn’t quick enough. Needed lube.)

Fuchs Lubricants Company is the largest lubricant company in the world.  And of course, they’re German.  Their lubes are not meant for public use, mind you.  They’re strictly industrial grade… you know, like for porn stars…

That's a massive erection.