The cinematic floodgates have been a little dry lately, and it finally appears that there’s hope on the horizon?
A few new previews have made their way online, and as I watch, I wonder if they’ll be any good?
I’m trying to keep my expectations low, hence all the question marks? Wait, that sentence didn’t need a question mark. Did it?
- Your Highness, starring James Franco, Danny McBride, and nerd goddess, Natalie Portman
- Cowboys and Aliens, starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, and nerd goddess, Olivia Wilde
- Tron Legacy, starring Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, and (again!) nerd goddess, Olivia Wilde
Natalie Portman’s smart for showcasing her Padmé Amidala in her preview, because me thinks Olivia Wilde might be
Gungan gunning for her? No. She’s definitely gunning for her.
(SIDENOTE: At least Your Highness looks better than Kröd Mändoon. SIDENOTE WITHIN A SIDENOTE: Kröd is “dork” spelled sdrawkcab.)
Your Highness should be renamed: “East Bound and Army of Darkness”. Just feels like Kenny Powers replaced Ash. I’d see it though, particularly for Natalie Portman in a g-string.