You gotta hand it to this guy:

Here is the logical reason why:

• If not for turkeys, we would not have Thanksgiving dinners.
• Without Thanksgiving dinners, we would not have Thanksgiving day parades and football games to kill time waiting for the food to be ready.
• Without Thanksgiving day parades and football games, people would not have to skip work.
• Since so many people would skip work anyway, it became a national holiday so everybody could not work!

Huzzah for having the fourth Thursday of every November off!

We also have to celebrate these idiots:

For anyone not working in retail, these freaks make Friday an easy day to take off as well.

Long weekend, here I come!